Which reminded me of this:
Ha, and now they're playing Van Halen's "Panama" - one of thee worst bands as far as aging "beauty" is concerned. Manager Ted put it perfectly when he said "Have you SEEN Eddie Van Halen? He looks like the grim reaper!"
Now there's a commercial advertising the most powerful BUZZ BALLADS OF ALL TIME... and they're playing songs like Third Eye Blind's "Jumper" and Hole's "Doll Parts". Sorry, I find Courtney Love the complete OPPOSITE of all that is "romantic".