What's funnier than funny:

Manager Ted and I wore the SAME EXACT outfit to work today - the same random hue of blue of the same kind of t-shirt, same color/style of khakis.

What's funnier than that?

It took us about 3/4 of our 8 hour shift to NOTICE.

(Reminder, it's just he and I in the entire store.)

I have to take a shower and head to bed now... though I really DESPERATELY need to move my fuschia bat (I have a giant purple bat hanging in my room) and see if the ball of... something.. that I noticed dangling behind it the other day is really a sack of spider eggs, like I think it may be.

I'm terrified.

I keep trying to remind myself of my sheer enormous size in comparison to unborn baby spiders, but STILL. They might have knives. Or a protective GIANT parental spider nearby.

Eep.

I think it's funny that I'm 100% fine with spiders anywhere in the universe at any given time... EXCEPT my bedroom. Anything spider related actually IN MY BEDROOM will reduce me to a quivering mass of goo.

ewewewew.

I think it's the fact that they're parading around in there while I innocently slumber, and thusly could be doing ANYTHING to me, like posing my sleeping body with empty beer cans and cigarettes and taking pictures and posting them on the internet.