First, the offending kitty:
She sits weirdly ever since we got her fixed, almost human-like at times.
Under the cut will be a picture of where she bit me on my arm, as well as one of the worst looking places on my legs. I was going to take more pictures, but I don't have the energy. I also put a picture under there of when I tore my pants on my walk home and injured my mid thigh from... friction, of course. I've always had a booty trunk bdunkadunk butt/thighs. I remember the recommendations that I was receiving when I made the original post, and figured that everyone thought that it was up near my bid'ness, but it was mid-thigh. It's pretty disgusting, but I posted a picture of it for you, BECAUSE I CAN. The wonders of the internet and all that.
Sorry that it's dark, I didn't feel like messing with lighting, but you get the jist of it. This is the inside of my left calf.
And the really gross one:
This was about two inches by one inch in size - very hard to get it to heal when it stuck to any bandage I put on it, and my thighs touch. Thank goodness, I got this at the beginning of a five day off stint, so it healed enough by the time I went back to work.
My heart goes out to the Minnesotans.