Stolen with much glee from machmed.
Dreamed I was mauled by a bear - the Klondike bar bear, in fact, when some jerk stole it from its display and decided to ride it around town. I played dead and got 911 on the phone when it wasn't looking, but only got halfway through the call when the bear came back, so I had to play dead again. I gave the cell phone to my brother and tried to tell him who I had on the phone without making noise. I only had use of my right hand, so i signed 5 fingers, 4 fingers, 1 finger, 1 finger, and pointed at the cell phone. In showing this to him IRL upon waking up, he laughed loudly and said, "Ha ha - 54 crotch!" as that was what it looked like I signed. Good to know he'll be useful in an emergency. ;)
I have a Queen Beryl doll just like that, I do.