"I'm comfy and chilling, but if you reach towards me, I WILL eat you."

This is why it's so difficult to type with a kitten on my lap. She makes an effective barricade between myself and the keyboard tray. Most of the time, she likes to drape herself half ON the keyboard tray, and protect it with all her might.

I also need to invest in a stupid battery for my REAL camera, so that I may stop taking all these grainy things with my phone.