um, yeah. maybe i can play a guitar like steve vai's CAT (who would have to be missing 3 of his legs), possibly. i've gotten a lot better on my strumming (i can strum like a pro.. deeepending upon the rhythm, of course. mix it up? uh.. sure... as long as you plan on not having me find the old rhythm any time soon. but i'm getting better.) bar chords? *has one laughing fit, including lots of gut clutching, tear causing, hilarity* that... i still need help on.
but i'm a practicin....
just like they say, i guess.. "i can pick my friends, i can pick my friends nose, i can't freaking pick a guitar to save my dear old granny's life."