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so, i go to get gas en route to work this morning, around 645 am. i pull into the circle k, pop my card in the 'toaster', put the gas thingie into the other gas thingie, and start pumping the gas. i'm standing there, arms crossed in front of me, as it's a tad cold (and raining, besides). from the front of my vehicle, from around the side of the gas thing, this little guy (i say 'little' because he MIGHT have come to my chest. MIGHT.), edges around the corner, arms crossed in front of him. he stares at me incredulously, as he looks me up and down like a horse with a limp that someone is trying to sell him as a prize winner. i nervously smile and nod hello. his expression doesnt change, but he gives one tight nod, looks at the front of my jeep and peers inside, looking it up and down and back and forth, then turns back to me, and glares suspiciously out of the corner of his eye, as he edged back around to his car, giving me one more cursory look-over.

i edged to the other side of my car, where everyone could see me.

i love living in central phoenix.

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talkingpotato
Nov. 29th, 2002 08:31 am (UTC)
Got gas?
Wow that's creepy *shudders*
aubkabob
Nov. 30th, 2002 07:07 pm (UTC)
Re: Got gas?
*nod*

living in the city by oneself is lovely sometimes.
ex_dogmeat720
Nov. 29th, 2002 08:52 am (UTC)
Hey, everyone has a neighbourhood nut. You found yours, congratulations! :)
aubkabob
Nov. 30th, 2002 07:08 pm (UTC)
Re:
and he drove a big, creepy unmarked white van *shudder*
nothinganything
Nov. 30th, 2002 06:31 am (UTC)
He probably couldn't figure out why YOU were driving that jeep that is wanted in the case about the missing children.

As he looked you over, I'm sure he was thinking "well, I GUESS she could wrestle small children into the jeep."
And then "I could take her. Wait. No I couldn't. She's armed, right?"

aubkabob
Nov. 30th, 2002 07:25 pm (UTC)
Re:
you have NO idea how closely that matches his expressions/body movements!!!

i'm BUSTED!

and i AM an armed aubbery... har... har..
nothinganything
Nov. 30th, 2002 07:50 pm (UTC)
Re:
Dude, I know these things.
aubkabob
Dec. 2nd, 2002 06:36 pm (UTC)
Re:
just, um.. don't tell the feds, aiight? i'll keep your sick chocolate mint wearing obsession quiet, if you just help me out here...
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