Today was my five year anniversary (!!!) with my place of employment. I got to spend my anniversary by NOT having the vacation I was promised and by mopping up child urine from our copy area's floor. The woman's child peed her pants (she was about four to six years of age) and left a trail on the floor, and her nana let the small girl and her brother play all over the place for the next hour while she finished making her copies.

Freaking people.

The area that my cat punctured (and dangled off of!!) on my arm is a nice angry red. It's also in the perfect place... the part of your forearm that touches things, like oh.... desks and chair arms and HOLYGOD sharp corners.