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Bacci is no longer afraid of the carpet. She has displayed this by running to and fro at approximately one inch below the speed of light - hopping, racing, sideways skittering, somersalting...


Weird and MANY dreams last night. The main one that had me "WTF?!?"ing was.... I was shopping in a clothing store (something you'll never find me doing IRL) and discussing the fact that Joaquin Phoenix and his friend Mike was going to prison for that time a couple of years ago when he raped me with a bottle. I stated that I hadn't thought that anyone would have taken my report seriously, as Joaquin kept telling me in giant evil laughs that he's famous, so he can do whatever the hell he wants.


I was with a family who pretended to hold up someone (like their small son) in order to get passage back to... the States, I think? I traveled with them through all sorts of tunnels and over bridges. When we finally made it back, police shot and killed them. Unfortunately, I was in the way, so they killed me, too. The only survivor was their teenage blond daughter, Larrissa. She wrote beautiful poetry for me after my death. As a ghost, I hovered over her shoulder and read it, and loved the little wilted flowers she would leave for me.

Ugh, I can't remember the other ones, anymore.


In other news, if any of you live in the Vancouver/Portland area and need a job, we're hiring at OfficeMax. You just need to be (semi) professional and be able to pass a background and pee test. (This seems extremely hard to do, as about 95% of the people we've tried to hire lately have looked wonderful on paper, but fail the background or pee test. Sigh.)



( 5 comments — Leave a comment )
Oct. 9th, 2008 10:44 pm (UTC)
i love this post.
Oct. 9th, 2008 10:57 pm (UTC)
Ha! In rereading it now, maybe I should have used my "random" icon.
Oct. 9th, 2008 11:42 pm (UTC)
This post is great.

And cats are great.
Oct. 10th, 2008 03:30 pm (UTC)
I'm curious what do you guys check on the background check?
Oct. 11th, 2008 12:57 am (UTC)
I think mainly stuff like arrests and such, I doubt they check credit. I guess they check anything that would inform them whether or not they can trust you with their electronics.
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