I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone who made my current existence possible:

First of all, I'd like to thank the makers of Alka-Seltzer PLUS COLD for making something that helps me to feel better (although it knocks me on my ass).

I'd like to thank Captain Kirk for suggesting it to me.

I'd like to thank Roommate Daniel for supplying it to me.

I'd like to thank my coworkers for not making it a big deal for me to take a day off.

I'd like to thank Blizzard for keeping me occupied during my downtime.

I'd like to thank YOU for BEING.