You find a Seasonal Chomby Biscuits!!!
You also find a Christmas Paint Brush!!!
So now that Jess is officially away to Olive Garden with Jen, I suppose it might be safe to tell you that the party is NOT at Chroni's tonight, it's a surprise event at Jen's house. Text message me at 360.213.5517 if you need the address or directions.
In spirit of keeping it secret, I let Jess go off with Jen to Olive Garden, saying I had already eaten and was stuffed - Dan ran off to get alcohol and I bathed... and am now STARVING.
I also drank a million glasses of water, in hopes that super hydrating myself will help to combat the hangover that I'm likely to have tomorrow. I think I've peed about forty times, give or take.