Holy crap, that is FOUL.
It tastes like I'm licking my cat's butt.
Watching Sliders season one.
Okay, so not finishing this drink. Ain't gonna do it. Now to do anything and everything I possibly can to get the taste OUT of my mouth. Lick my feet after walking out to get the mail barefoot? I'm certain that it would taste much better.
... as a disclaimer, I feel as if I should note that I never go outside barefoot. In fact, it seems as I age, the more aversion I get to walking barefoot and generally wear socks every waking moment I'm not in bed.
... as another disclaimer, I can't remember where on earth I applied for a free sample of this shite, nor why on earth I did. I was cleaning my desk and found it. I go on weird free stuff requesting benders, I do.
... as a disclaimer to the second disclaimer, I haven't requested free stuff for ages, as I don't want the extra mail/dead trees in my mailbox.
I really hope that they give my apartment complex a second garbage dumpster soon, as one for the entire complex is SO not cutting it.
Watched Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, and Two and a Half Men last night. I weirdly enjoyed myself. This causes me to greatly question my sense of humor.