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Egads, not quite sure what is UP with me. I haaaaate chick flicks, but I just chose The Holiday and Love, Actually to watch willingly... though I do have to admit liking Love, Actually when I saw it the first time, years ago. I know that I'm perioding soon, but I don't recall bleeding causing me to suddenly turn into such a.... CHICK.

Though it has been a long time since I wore a dress ;) I kinda miss my long black skirt, which I would usually combine with striped socks.

Though I storta stole that idea from faetal. She's so fabulous.

I shall tell you about Creepy Customer, mayhaps. So very awful, following me around the store, TOUCHING ME, telling me that I have such lovely birthing hips, I should have babies and sell them, I would make millions! His wife wanted him to have a threesome with her friend, too, and tried to get him drunk, but he wanted to remember it. Her friend said he had a nice ass, so he turned around and said that his meat was much better! So very many references to his meat and peniseses in general. He started out as a normal customer, if a bit odd. I laughed at his jokes and they became slightly more vulgar with each sentence. I finally finished helping him with what he needed (small loose-leaf paper for a small binder) right as it hit the point where he needed to leave or I needed to call the cops. He even asked if I could help him with something in the office. Alone.

No.

He left by saying he was heading to the particular bank that just happens to be half a block from my house for $5 in quarters.

So. If I magically disappear en route to or from work, he'll be 49 in June, is of Scott and Irish descent, and just bought himself a brand new PT Cruiser for his birthday. Tall, lanky, mustache. Gives women the overwhelming desire to bathe. Cancer survivor, does stand up (according to him) at some place in Portland.

p.s... what happened to nasagrl? :(

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view_from_here
May. 17th, 2009 03:25 am (UTC)
jeez, that's so not okay.
aubkabob
May. 17th, 2009 03:29 am (UTC)
Only two other instances that I've had with "customers" tops this in the creepy factor.

- The guy that I was nice to on the bus on my way to school (college, just a coupla years ago) that followed me around campus, then showed up AT MY WORK in a white van, asking if I was working or when I was working next.

- When I was in property management and had to show the demo apartments to prospective renters and a nervous guy shut the door and cornered me, blocking my way out.

Thankfully, nothing further ever came from either of those, but sheesh.
view_from_here
May. 17th, 2009 03:31 am (UTC)
Ahhhh, yeah that's definitely scary :(
baryon
May. 17th, 2009 03:42 am (UTC)
That is so wrong! How inappropriate! I hope he doesn't show up again.

mixedberrywhine
May. 17th, 2009 04:04 am (UTC)
Ugh *shudder* I hate slimy men who think any of that is acceptable. You may want to mention something to someone so they can pull security tapes and at least have a picture of him in case he does show up again.

Always best to report and incident, even if there isn't another, because if there is...

But I shall send warm, happy thoughts and say that the bastard will never show up again! He got his jollies and probably went of to pull it on some bank teller.
talkingpotato
May. 17th, 2009 04:16 am (UTC)
OMG, I was just triggered by the phrase 'birthing hips' *twitches* WHY??? :-D
faetal
May. 17th, 2009 04:38 am (UTC)
maybe he's my doctor from when i was in 4th grade... i was told i had good birthing hips then and it RUINED ME FOR EVER.
talkingpotato
May. 17th, 2009 04:17 pm (UTC)
I was told by my doctor that a chip implanted by aliens would cause my hips to explode if I decided to have children.
So I don't have good birthing hips :(
cunningbunny
May. 17th, 2009 07:09 am (UTC)
I am grateful that when I get super sleazy customers at work, I can shut the window on them. Only once has someone shoved their arm in and thrown the window back open, and in countless years of creepy customers, I'd say that's a reasonably low number.

Both of those movies surprised me. I'm not much for sappy movies, but I thought both of them were very good.
i_beckygardens
May. 17th, 2009 12:46 pm (UTC)
Creepy!
bigstusexy
May. 17th, 2009 06:04 pm (UTC)
Geeze that creeps me out and make me so very angry at the same time. People just need to cool it!
sweet_tiff4prez
May. 18th, 2009 09:36 pm (UTC)
ew disgustng
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