Applications crack me up sometimes.
In applying for one job, I'm required to arrange the following things from best to worst:
Love of nature
A devoted scientist
A thief
A baby
Totally destroying crops of food
A technical improvement
A good meal
A mathematical genius
By this ring. I thee wed
Using love to commit murder
Imprison an innocent person
A uniform
A rubbish heap
A short circuit
Nonsense
An assembly line
A fine (like a parking ticket)
A person who does not tell the truth
I wonder how horrible it would be if I rated nonsense higher than the average person, as it can be interesting and fun? There was a shorter list to rate on the page before this that had me compare five things, like Customer Service and a nuclear war.
My brain, it hurts.
In applying for one job, I'm required to arrange the following things from best to worst:
Love of nature
A devoted scientist
A thief
A baby
Totally destroying crops of food
A technical improvement
A good meal
A mathematical genius
By this ring. I thee wed
Using love to commit murder
Imprison an innocent person
A uniform
A rubbish heap
A short circuit
Nonsense
An assembly line
A fine (like a parking ticket)
A person who does not tell the truth
I wonder how horrible it would be if I rated nonsense higher than the average person, as it can be interesting and fun? There was a shorter list to rate on the page before this that had me compare five things, like Customer Service and a nuclear war.
My brain, it hurts.
Comments
Take all these terms and write a fiction story using all of them.
I promise you will be hired
In my eyes-glazed-overness, I almost submitted a page further on with "Person who tortures animals" very close to the best rating.
Woops.
all i know is i'd put a good meal first