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Mar. 14th, 2010

Applications crack me up sometimes.

In applying for one job, I'm required to arrange the following things from best to worst:

Love of nature
A devoted scientist
A thief
A baby
Totally destroying crops of food
A technical improvement
A good meal
A mathematical genius
By this ring. I thee wed
Using love to commit murder
Imprison an innocent person
A uniform
A rubbish heap
A short circuit
Nonsense
An assembly line
A fine (like a parking ticket)
A person who does not tell the truth

I wonder how horrible it would be if I rated nonsense higher than the average person, as it can be interesting and fun? There was a shorter list to rate on the page before this that had me compare five things, like Customer Service and a nuclear war.

My brain, it hurts.

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ignusfaatus
Mar. 15th, 2010 06:47 am (UTC)
show you have a brain.
Take all these terms and write a fiction story using all of them.

I promise you will be hired
aubkabob
Mar. 15th, 2010 06:49 am (UTC)
Excellent!

In my eyes-glazed-overness, I almost submitted a page further on with "Person who tortures animals" very close to the best rating.

Woops.
eatsoylentgreen
Mar. 15th, 2010 12:42 pm (UTC)
I've decided that if they don't test skills in an interview, then it's a worthless interview. And they never test skills in an interview.
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view_from_here
Mar. 15th, 2010 01:46 pm (UTC)
hahahah

all i know is i'd put a good meal first
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