Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo (aubkabob) wrote,
Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo

Applications crack me up sometimes.

In applying for one job, I'm required to arrange the following things from best to worst:

Love of nature
A devoted scientist
A thief
A baby
Totally destroying crops of food
A technical improvement
A good meal
A mathematical genius
By this ring. I thee wed
Using love to commit murder
Imprison an innocent person
A uniform
A rubbish heap
A short circuit
An assembly line
A fine (like a parking ticket)
A person who does not tell the truth

I wonder how horrible it would be if I rated nonsense higher than the average person, as it can be interesting and fun? There was a shorter list to rate on the page before this that had me compare five things, like Customer Service and a nuclear war.

My brain, it hurts.
Tags: unemployment

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