awakehow strong do i like my coffee?
i like coffee that salutes you before you drink it.
i like coffee that turns your teeth an amazing dark smokers' yellow in the first sip
i like coffee that, if spilled, will eat the interior of your vehicle in one bite.
i like coffee that makes me talk like Marlon Brando a few moments after each drink.
i like coffee that turns me into the incredible hulk.
ESPECIALLY on a monday morning.
*dons her wonder woman costume and sets to working like an amazon*
