Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo (aubkabob) wrote,
Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo

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she taunts me with visions of mangers and doves that will never fly for me..


how strong do i like my coffee?

i like coffee that salutes you before you drink it.
i like coffee that turns your teeth an amazing dark smokers' yellow in the first sip
i like coffee that, if spilled, will eat the interior of your vehicle in one bite.
i like coffee that makes me talk like Marlon Brando a few moments after each drink.
i like coffee that turns me into the incredible hulk.

ESPECIALLY on a monday morning.

*dons her wonder woman costume and sets to working like an amazon*

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