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i also wanted to tell you something i found funny:

a coworker of mine comes up to me and says "oh, aubrey, i remember you sayin you want to lose some weight? well, my friend told me about this revolutionary new diet she's on, and she lost 20 lbs in 6 months, it's where you only eat 1000 calories a day, and limit your fat intake."

i just nodded my head as i said "revolutionary, huh? sounds like starving yourself, almost."

and good to know that "watching what you eat" will help one to drop pounds. next, you'll tell me that EXERCISE will help magnify the results.

pfeh.

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bluesmurf
Jan. 2nd, 2003 12:30 pm (UTC)
You know, smoking can kill you.
aubkabob
Jan. 5th, 2003 01:39 pm (UTC)
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get OUT.. no way?
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aubkabob
Jan. 5th, 2003 01:40 pm (UTC)
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that was my personal experience... although, coupled with hangover, i was also hit with an onslaught of depression?!?
cynica
Jan. 2nd, 2003 12:33 pm (UTC)
If you have sex without a condom, you put yourself at risk for STDs, pregnancy, and DEATH.
aubkabob
Jan. 5th, 2003 01:41 pm (UTC)
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woooow..so, something that feels so good can KILL you?!?
talkingpotato
Jan. 2nd, 2003 12:36 pm (UTC)
running into a wall with your head WILL hurt..

....heeh reading about your co-worker there is a word I'm thinking of beginning with the letter m. That word is.....


MORON
aubkabob
Jan. 5th, 2003 01:48 pm (UTC)
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she's a blonde. can't help it, i spose.

but, i also know from experience, is that if you limit your diet to only like 1000 calories, when most people, depending upon your activities, need 1500 to 2500, that you'll always be hungry and miserable, and that you'll put your weight back on pretty quickly, unless you continue to starve yourself the rest of your life.

so, there.
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allisunclaimed
Jan. 2nd, 2003 12:36 pm (UTC)
sounds like every other diet out there..."Eat sensibly, exercise, and you SHALL achieve your weight goal."

Yeah right! If it was that easy the whole world would be at their ideal weight.

Good luck and I hope that 2003 is everything you want it to be!

peace
susan
cynica
Jan. 2nd, 2003 12:51 pm (UTC)
Barring genetic-weight problems, it -is- that easy...

Finding people who are willing to put the effort, time, and energy into those 2 things, though, is a different story.
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talkingpotato
Jan. 2nd, 2003 12:37 pm (UTC)
heeheh wow that moron came out pretty big LOL
aubkabob
Jan. 5th, 2003 01:46 pm (UTC)
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most do ;)
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norsican
Jan. 2nd, 2003 12:51 pm (UTC)
Shampoo and Conditioner is for external use only.
hako
Jan. 2nd, 2003 06:52 pm (UTC)
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ornotmajestic
Jan. 2nd, 2003 02:16 pm (UTC)
"Superman costume does not enable user to fly."
aubkabob
Jan. 5th, 2003 02:04 pm (UTC)
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alas, that's what went wrong with Cousin Bubba last halloween *shakes head sadly*
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talkingpotato
Jan. 2nd, 2003 03:01 pm (UTC)
"Do not use hair dryer while sleeping"
aubkabob
Jan. 5th, 2003 02:05 pm (UTC)
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aha.

i was always careful about using the hair dryer while SLIPPING.. mostly next to a full bathtub.
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ornotmajestic
Jan. 2nd, 2003 06:16 pm (UTC)
"Do not use iron in or near water."
oO
aubkabob
Jan. 5th, 2003 02:10 pm (UTC)
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i got a nice perm that way, once.
baryon
Jan. 2nd, 2003 07:50 pm (UTC)
Look both ways before crossing a road.
aubkabob
Jan. 5th, 2003 02:11 pm (UTC)
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oh HO!
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aubkabob
Jan. 5th, 2003 02:23 pm (UTC)
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eat fresh.
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